3 posts tagged “airport”
had a flickr account for ages, haven't uploaded much. until now!
LaXy
Now that sufficient time has passed, i can now recount the horror that was the airport:
- Left LAX ok. Luggage was 5 lbs. over, but of course, Filipino mafia to the rescue ;) (else i would have paid $90)
- selected for random search. the stupid jeans had buttons on the bum flaps and i beeped.
- Got to CVG fine. they changed gates on us a couple of times, but whatever.
- emailed work was going to be late, ok to work from home? got OK'd, so that was cool.
- boarding announcement for our flight was aired over the PA. we board first, as usual.
- was turned back at the plane doors, literally. flight was cancelled.
- ran to the help desk to rebook. was told to go on the phones, bcz you get a live person easier that way.
- listened to Muzak for 15 minutes then gave up.
- the counter person finally rebooked us for standby for the 3:10 pm flight.
- made interesting conversation with ppl at the charging station. got flak about how expensive BB and BES licences are :)
- learned about lenses on high-end zeiss cameras.
- found out that the girl i met at the phones by the help desk fell asleep on the floor waiting for a live person to answer her call.
- tried to call car rental companies - no cars for one way travel :(
- 3:10 flight was cancelled at 3:00. got vouchers for hotel.
- updated vox after a two-month absence, drank beer off of plastic cups, transformed into sleeping log.
- left hotel for CVG at 730 am the next day for the 840 am flight - we got confirmed for this one!
- selected for random search again! henry was searched 3x.
- cue for henry's crazy rant. security supervisor comes. i was ordered to go ahead and head for the gate.
- missed the flight to BUF by 6 minutes, arghhhh
- went to help desk again - the lady could not put us on a flight until the next day!!!!!!!!!!!
- was given standby boarding passes for 3:10 and 7:30 flights.
- bb was keeping me sane :)
- counter girl comes up to us and says there's an 11:30 flight to rochester, did we want that one?
- told her we were going to YYZ, and she puts us on the next flight over at 11:00. hurrayyyyy!
things didn't turn out so well for jack. he drove to buffalo to pick us up at 10 am fri morning.
ended up staying over at a hotel in niagara falls because "i want to live". the snowstorm was that bad.
he heads over to buffalo airport the next morning, expecting to pick us up.
he gets a text just as soon as he gets to the airport, telling him to meet us in toronto instead :(
sorry jack, thank you jack :))))))
now hacking up a lung because of all the airport germs. green lungjelly, anyone?
our bags are still in buffalo btw.
just glad to leave airport limbo. notice i didn't say just glad to be home?
bcz its fcking freeeeezing outside. whytf did we come back??????
don't answer that question, never mind.
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i am taking up winter sports. if you can't win them, join them!!!
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drugs good, viruses bad.
i dunno how airport employees are able to do their jobs, day in, day out.